Episodes
Wednesday Apr 29, 2020
Fizzleberry, Raspberry, Lady Olgaberry, Butterberry & Christina Wong
Wednesday Apr 29, 2020
Wednesday Apr 29, 2020
Wednesday Apr 22, 2020
Your 420 Tales Pt 2: Don't Underestimate The Muffin Lady
Wednesday Apr 22, 2020
Wednesday Apr 22, 2020
Mike and Mary Jane share your wild weed tales to celebrate the HIGHest of holidays. Happy 4/20 (and 4/21, 4/22, 4/23... all the time)!!!
SUBSCRIBE / HUG A BUD / HAPPY EARTH DAY MAMA NATURE
Music by Jesse Case
This Episode's Stories Are From
Eddie's Perfect Homemade Raw Chocolate Recipe
2 cups raw cacao butter
1 1/4 cups raw cacao powder
1/4 to 1/2 cup maple syrup
1 1/4 tsp vanilla extract
1 tsp cinnamon
1/4-1/2 tsp salt
*maybe use weed in the butter???*
Slowly melt cacao butter in a double boiler over low heat.
You don't want to melt it too quickly or heat it too much.
Once cacao butter is melted, remove from heat.
Whisk in maple syrup and vanilla extract until combined.
Whisk in cacao powder, cinnamon and salt.
Combine until smooth and shiny.
Pour out into molds, cupcake papers or parchment paper lined pan.
Put in fridge until hard.
Eat. *DO NOT GET ANY WATER IN THE CHOCOLATE.
Monday Apr 20, 2020
Your 420 Tales: Mind Control, Munchies & Minty Buttholes
Monday Apr 20, 2020
Monday Apr 20, 2020
Mike and Mary Jane share your wild weed tales to celebrate the HIGHest of holidays. Happy 4/20!!!
SUBSCRIBE / HUG A BUD / ORANGE JUICE IS NOT A SNACK
Music by Jesse Case
This Episode's Stories Are From
Wednesday Apr 15, 2020
The Happiest Hour with Cannabis & Cocktail Whisperer Warren Bobrow
Wednesday Apr 15, 2020
Wednesday Apr 15, 2020
Warren Bobrow (Cocktail Whisperer) shares cannabis and cocktail alchemy with Mike and Mary Jane, whose eyes turn into stars at Warren's glorious drink recipes and sumptuous stash. Warren shares his life story of dreaming big, hitting bottom, and swimming all the way back up to the pinnacle of the gourmet cannabis and drinks world. He even lets us in on his secret key! But first, MJ hears about Mike's fantasy that everyone but him is from the future... and they chat about how fairies around the world are uniting to keep us all aglow.
GIVE US 5 STARS / THIS EP WILL MAKE YOU CRAVE GOOD WEED / GLOBAL FAIRY WORKERS UNITE
Music by Jesse Case
Monday Apr 13, 2020
Quaranteam Ep 7: Special Quaraspondent Laganja Estranja
Monday Apr 13, 2020
Monday Apr 13, 2020
Laganja Estranja (RuPaul's Drag Race). Laganja has a Zoom smoke sesh with Mike and Mary Jane to talk about tight butts, bulging waists, and her project Highconic streaming across the globe April 16th. But first, W+G discover how truly dark the game hide-and-seek is, and celebrate some favorite holiday memories.
LEAVE A REVIEW / TEXT A BUD YOU LOVE THEM / HOPPY EASTER & HIPPY PASSOVER
Music by Jesse Case
Wednesday Apr 08, 2020
Lobster Rolling & Birthday Salami with Jon Gabrus
Wednesday Apr 08, 2020
Wednesday Apr 08, 2020
Gabrus (High & Mighty, Action Boyz) shows off his shiny new Volcano vaporizer via Zoom while Mike and MJ swig weed elixir in quarantine. The trio has a high time talking about getting your vice right, what to do with ABV weed, birthday salami, and jerk-off habits, and they get into what *really* scares them in horror movies. But first, Mike and MJ recap their molly-fueled evening of lobster rolling, and why you should never gamble in a casino on shrooms.
GIVE US A 5-STAR REVIEW / WATCH THE RUINS AND SQUIRM / DEJA VU MEANS YOU’RE IN THE FLOW
Music by Jesse Case
Monday Apr 06, 2020
Quaranteam Ep 6: It's Aries Season & We're On Fire
Monday Apr 06, 2020
Monday Apr 06, 2020
It's Mary Jane's birthday! And it was Mike's birthday a week ago! The fellow Aries get granular with what it means to burn hot all the time, and why weed is the best creative tool for them as Rams.
GIVE US A 5-STAR REVIEW / SHOUT OUT FIRE SIGNS! / IT IS NOT A SIGNIFICANT BULLET
Music by Jesse Case
Werner Herzog Gets Shot During Interview, Doesn't Miss a Beat
Wednesday Apr 01, 2020
Risks, Rewards & Cream Pies with Director Alison Darcy
Wednesday Apr 01, 2020
Wednesday Apr 01, 2020
Award-winning director and actor Alison Darcy (Scapegoat Carnivale). Mike and Mary Jane catch up with MJ's BFF Alison as their first-ever video guest to talk about making wild theater, childhood stardom (The Peanut Butter Solution), her dad watching her *not* strip onstage, and Canada's government delivering weed to her door. But first, Mike and MJ share their Quaranteam bright spots — like eating pie for every meal!
YouTube link to watch our first-ever Zoom recording
GIVE US A 5-STAR REVIEW / RISK EVERYTHING, REGRET NOTHING / SHOUT OUT COOL DADS!
Music by Jesse Case
Alison's theater company Scapegoat Carnivale
BOTW: @peakextracts and @zoewilder
Monday Mar 30, 2020
Quaranteam Ep 5: It's Getting Hairy (Or, What's Your Pee Position?)
Monday Mar 30, 2020
Monday Mar 30, 2020
Mike has an idea to raise funds to fight the coronavirus crisis: famous artists design face masks to auction off for donations! He and Mary Jane drool over the decadent dishes they whipped up to celebrate Mike's birthday... pork chops and coconut cream pie. Plus, they break down public bathroom positioning, and rail against having to wear underwear or shave legs, ever!
STAY HOME / SHOW US YOUR STASH / SMASH THE PATRIARCHY
Music by Jesse Case
Wednesday Mar 25, 2020
Quaranteam Ep 4: Live Streams, Weed Lean & Sandwich Queens
Wednesday Mar 25, 2020
Wednesday Mar 25, 2020
After barely any technical difficulties that only took an hour to fix, Mike and Mary Jane record their first IG LIVE ep (thanks for all the ❤️️!). They eat Booby-Bell cheese while yapping with IG buds about ideal Weed Strain + TV show + Orgasm combinations, thicccc bacon, John Wick, and hybrid animals like zebra-llamas. They're also doing a contest called "Show Us Your Rack" if you want to enter!
STAY HOME / CUM HARD / BUY SOME SMOOTH DADDY
Zoe Wilder (the plug for everything happening on the cannabis scene)
No Sir I Don't Like It podcast
Monday Mar 23, 2020
Quaranteam Ep 3: Full-Spectrum Soup & Orgasm Math
Monday Mar 23, 2020
Monday Mar 23, 2020
Mike and Mary Jane gab about loading your pantry with secret treats during lockdown, cooking full-spectrum whole-fridge soup, and the best sex snacks. Mike tries to figure out global masturbation stats, and shows MJ how a bat pees (they're amazing!). Plus, they share DMs from Pantry Pals showing off their self-isolation recipe skills.
GIVE US A REVIEW / FEED YOUR SOUL / EXPLORE YOUR BODY
Music by Jesse Case
Pantry Pals: @wannemachaa & @jules_hannah
Wednesday Mar 18, 2020
Quaranteam Ep 2: Transcending Our Soul Cages (Or, Why Is Everything Sex?)
Wednesday Mar 18, 2020
Wednesday Mar 18, 2020
Monday Mar 16, 2020
Quaranteam Ep 1: Smoke Scenes & Garlic Bread Dreams
Monday Mar 16, 2020
Monday Mar 16, 2020
Mike and Mary Jane smoke some Cookie Dawg and share stories about their comedy heroes, childhood hamsters, blanket sorries, and their new garlic bread business. Be our Pantry Pal, and show us what you're eating and cooking!
GIVE US A REVIEW / CHECK ON YOUR BUDS / VIRTUAL SMOKE SESH?!
Music by Jesse Case
Wednesday Mar 11, 2020
Chill On Get Rich Quick Schemes & Connect the Dots with Cannabis Titan BigMike
Wednesday Mar 11, 2020
Wednesday Mar 11, 2020
BigMike (Advanced Nutrients) gives Mike and Mary Jane an overview of his nearly four decades in cannabis, and how he built a nutrients empire. BigMike has stood the test of time by bucking convention and foreseeing the future of legal weed, rising to the top while being a business outlaw, and even working on Pineapple Express. But first, Mike and MJ riff on healthy mobster nicknames, the need for more women in charge, and why Mary Jane's dog supports Biden.
GIVE US A 5-STAR REVIEW / TAP INTO YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS / SMOKE UP, DON'T TURN YOUR NOSE DOWN
Music by Jesse Case
BUDS OF THE WEEK: @allisugerlach & @mammaltoes
Monday Mar 09, 2020
Spotlight Series: SHO
Monday Mar 09, 2020
Monday Mar 09, 2020
Ben Whalen (SHO). Ben is VP of business development, PR, and events for SHO Products, one of the leading manufacturing and distribution companies in the cannabis industry. Ben talks with Mike and Mary Jane about SHO's origins — through his college friendships with SHO's CEO Samuel Jurist and COO Vincent D’Accolti, and Ben's studying at the prestigious Stella Adler acting school in New York, to crushing it in the cannabis space.
FOLLOW @WEEDANDGRUB / HAVE A GREAT WEEK / SHOUT OUT WEST COAST VINNY & BREEZE!
Music by Jesse Case
Wednesday Mar 04, 2020
The Secret Ingredient Is Mary Sohn
Wednesday Mar 04, 2020
Wednesday Mar 04, 2020
Mary Sohn (Work In Progress, AP Bio). Mike and Mary Jane kick it fully with the dazzling Mary Sohn about Whole Foods hot bar hookups, ideal kitchen sinks, what to listen for when thumping fruit, and signs that you've had a poop explosion. Plus, Mike and MJ discover pig fingers, lettuce cakes, and Mary Berry CBD.
FOLLOW @WEEDANDGRUB / TELL YOUR BUDS YOU LOVE THEM / IF YOUR SUNROOF IS OPEN, YOU SHIT YOURSELF
Music by Jesse Case
BOTW: WeedWeek
Monday Mar 02, 2020
Minisode 13: Things Weed Like You to Know If You're Voting This Week
Monday Mar 02, 2020
Monday Mar 02, 2020
Mike and Mary Jane talk about Meow the Jewels, how the Democratic presidential nominees feel about weed, California's unraveling cannabiz, and the important new initiative from Al Harrington's cannabis company Viola to give back to the communities most impacted by the War on Drugs.
GIVE US A 5-STAR REVIEW / GET OUT AND VOTE / LIVE A LIFE YOU BELIEVE IN
Music by Jesse Case
News story: Viola Cares Launches with Root & Rebound - The Source
Wednesday Feb 26, 2020
Aggressive Vegetable Intake & Animal Wrangling with Yelling About Paté
Wednesday Feb 26, 2020
Wednesday Feb 26, 2020
Karl and Joel (YAP). Mike and Mary Jane yap with the boys over lunch wine (and weed!) about sexual sandwiches, nautical napping, trash can pizza, and glass table fetishes. But first, Mike and MJ discover Canada's pancake trees, DemoCATS, and better orgasms through CBD lube.
TELL A BUD ABOUT US / WEED IS SEXY / MIKE'S ON TEAM BOBO
Music by Jesse Case
Wednesday Feb 19, 2020
Hot Chocolate & Healing Hearts with Stoned Fox Lola Langusta
Wednesday Feb 19, 2020
Wednesday Feb 19, 2020
Lola Langusta (Stoned Fox) regales Mike and Mary Jane with tales of growing up at the heart of a Colombian and Sicilian family in 1980s Florida. There's a love story, murder, hot chocolate with mozzarella... and that's just the beginning! Now, Lola throws epic parties thru Stoned Fox (Mike's bday just got a whole lot better). Plus, Mike and MJ talk about the letter K deserving more shine, Uber ambulances, and The Path.
5 STAR REVIEWS BABY! / FOLLOW @WEEDANDGRUB / 66,000 EXPUNGED & COUNTING
Music by Jesse Case
Monday Feb 17, 2020
Minisode 12: You Slid Into Our DMs
Monday Feb 17, 2020
Monday Feb 17, 2020
Mike and Mary Jane answer oodles of your questions from the DMs (It goes down in the DM, it goes down, it goes down). Send us more questions about cannabis, cooking, cumming... anything at all.
GIVE US 5 STAR REVIEWS / TELL A BUD / TICKLE MY AIOLI BABY
Music by Jesse Case
Mary Jane's Rolling Stone Article "Full Spectrum vs Distillate"